"You had to admire the way perfectly innocent words were mugged, ravished, stripped of all true meaning and decency and the sent to walk the gutter for Reacher Gilt, although 'synergistically' had probably been a whore from the start."

god, i love pratchett.

my brain is rickrolling me. the fuck?

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chris hero's fortune cookie:


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so i put my name down for an invite to ao3 a little while ago and it came through yesterday. i've put a few of my fics up and came to the horrible realisation that i've actually got more completed hardy fics than i have guns fics. i'm thoroughly appalled with myself and intend to rectify this asap. luckily, i already have an idea for guns fic that ( Read more... )

so, my brain's response to watching marple: murder is easy - the episode with benedict in it, for those that don't know - is to have a dream wherein benedict is wearing white lace panties and giving some nondescript guy a blowjob. um, thanks brain? mind you, his arse looked fantastic in the panties. i'm just sayin ( Read more... )

for the past few days, i've done little more than listen to this song and stare, in one way or another, ( at this man )

for the lulz - and because i haven't posted for a whole frigging month - i decided to do this meme that's been floating around:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

...say things like, 'Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.'pratchett, guards! guards ( Read more... )

the first sentence spoken to me today? 'hey, i didn't know you were a-fucking-wake.' by a six year old ( Read more... )

every time i have a dream about chris hero, i wake up in a disgustingly happy mood. and it's not because i'm having sexy fun times in my dream, it's because when it gets right down to it, chris hero is the perfect dream boyfriend and I LOVE HIM ( Read more... )

topgun talwar: For some reason I woke up chewing on an earplug this morning. What the fuck was I dreaming?

sometimes, i relate entirely too much to this guy.